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4K RESOLUTION.So. I’m not exactly braindead, the moment i get like this i just start randomly posing and not think..  Thing is the train doesn’t have to stand still just because one photoset is giving me cancer. I will complete it either way, thereâ€
ratchetmess: Looks like a snake that just ate a deer Heard of bad bitch….#boldbitch
binature: gettingplowed: …I love DICK!! i just can’t stop! #MyLittlePony I love this….
littleho36: guyspyapp: Every week I like to highlight one of the handsome fuckers I’ve been following and this weeks winner I just know you’re gonna love. @Deathanddumb has possibly got one of the biggest dicks on the net and he loves to show it
deathanddumb: deathanddumb: Sometimes my dick just looks like a butcher has left some big ass joint of meat on my lap. Gross! the old ones are the best ehh! I cant believe how much this old pic of me has been reblogged lately. Thanks guys!
vinemales: Do you remember this vine? This straight guy likes to be on camera… I just found some more pics - Reblog // Please follow vinemales.tumblr.com // Over 30.000 followers // Hot naked gay vines
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diapercat: vrabia: bug-blood: he slapped his fat noodle body on the floor like a wet summer sausage i just watched this snake go plonk like 17 times in a row and i laughed harder every time @roachchan @jubeimuffins
fozmeadows: mre407: I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh.. I fixed it.
Times like this Mr. Snake wished he had hands to write his business report
fuckingconversations: Why this chart is bullshit: Heat pits just say a snake hunts for warm-blooded prey. Slit pupils help snakes precisely judge distance for an ambush, while round pupils are for active foraging chase-hunting. Like, garter snakes
nucl3ar-snake: Vishkar Symmetra icons! No credit necessary, just like/reblog if you save/use.
ok2beme: SLITHER! Just like the snake I taught you to be, STUD. But, you’re not a stud anymore, are you, tough guy? Nooooo. you’re just a lowly animal that crawls to his Mistress’ feet and beg to be trampled upon.
I love showing folk just how docile snakes are, and nothing like how they are portrayed on tv!
dakotaaaa: A Beauty and the Beast story set in the American South~For real, alligators are like my number one irrational fear. I like spiders, snakes, and heights just fine, but I can NOT deal with alligators. I don’t understand how people in states
vrabia: bug-blood: he slapped his fat noodle body on the floor like a wet summer sausage i just watched this snake go plonk like 17 times in a row and i laughed harder every time
Summer Camp: RosterSeshruk didn’t get to interact much with the other groups within Mantis. Those other campers, just like him, had their own shares of pantsings and wedgies, and their scouts seemed just like Koulak and Tavira. There was Jazei,
ping-and-mulan: i love how moses literally turned a stick into a living breathing snake and ramses is just like
4lung: the-entire-furry-fandom: fishingwithaloveletter: I feel like I gotta clarify that yes Japan does have a cryptid that is just a fat snake it’s also able to speak, drinks alcohol and apparently tells lies. it also swallows it’s own tail so
the-entire-furry-fandom: fishingwithaloveletter: I feel like I gotta clarify that yes Japan does have a cryptid that is just a fat snake it’s also able to speak, drinks alcohol and apparently tells lies. it also swallows it’s own tail so it can
What?? Did you think…they just…shed…these?? Like an elk sheds it’s antlers? Like a snake sheds it’s skin? Oh mais non! There’s real sacrifice here deary. Vanity rules! It’s a hard, cruel world. Full of
hullaballoons: little-king-john: artwhork: ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want “You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the
why is this so hilarious It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking. always reblog confused snake
deadlightsgirl: me-lunas: good. I just stared at this for like ten minutes
great-and-small:People who hate snakes are so weird because they’ll insist that snakes are ruthlessly aggressive animals just waiting for the chance to bite a human but if you actually go outside and look at a snake they’re literally just like:
assiraphales: whenever crowley is uncomfortable with a conversation he turns into a snake and slithers away
little-miss-poisonous: sarah-scales: When people complain about snakes being scary I just want to show them this picture and be like, really? Much scare
losassen: Just a little Charlie sketch in celebration of tonights episode “Charlie and the Snake”! WATCH IT at 7PM! Don’t know why I made him posing like that :|
rapiersquadron:tsukimori-san:My favorite part of Metal Gear is how like half the bosses have insane powers like they can levitate and control fire and read minds and control people and shit and then Snake, just some old dude with a gun, is just like,
solid-snakes:hannibalthekingsnake:solid-snakes:“Why you squeeze me?”(For the record, I was barely holding her—she’s just that squishy.) MY HAND SLIPPED AH! A perfect likeness! :D :D Thank you!
death-by-lulz: mre407: I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh.. I fixed it.
scrambledbits: via epicself.com DISCOVERY OF THE DAY: Food tastes a lot better when you chew it longer! It’s sad but I average 8 chews before I swallow! I’m like a snake that just unhinges it’s jaw and swallows things.
afancytrancyfan: blackbutler24hours:Dagger and Doll ~ Book of Circus 🎪 I love how Doll just holds the snake up to Dagger like. “This is just a snake. Look at it. You see?”
Just a quick PSA regarding keeping giant snakes in captivity
mulletlove: bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because
dippinfan: beefyboybod: I want Colby Jansen to fuck me so hard.. just like this. agreed Visit the archive the next time you’re draining the snake…http://www.dippinfan.tumblr.com/archive
reptilesrevolution: Snakes are all the different, they’re body plan has a lot in common but they varies a lot in different species, shape, feeding and domestication of species. NOT ALL SNAKES EAT BIG PREY LIKE DEER (e.g Flower Pot Snakes eat ants/insects
portentouscatastrophe: mre407: I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh.. me
seehang: anonymous said: God, your Liquid Snake is so beautiful, handsome and majestic. Thank you! ;u; People who don’t like Liquid are not to be trusted. I think they sometimes forget he looks just like solid…. but blond. He is the bae.
invaderotaku: kalliat: how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake or do you swing it around to air dry I need to know
smiling-dragons: frecklemachine: Hey, guys. If you keep reptiles or know anything about them, I need your help. I recently moved onto a military base where I’m not allowed to keep reptiles, meaning my three snakes - who are like children to me - had
buildabitchworkshop: Why do some ppl call men dogs or pigs? Dogs are nice, cute. So are pigs (jus smelly) dogs dont catcall. men are gross and creepy but somewhat intriguing. Like snakes.
darlingeddiegluskin: super-gay-natural: esper-sparrow: when people get angry at you for liking snakes THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE “I am my own blankie.”
zebablah: is this snake fucking serious like was that actually fucking necessary
I wouldn’t be able to date someone if they owned a snake. No offense to the snake, I just don’t like looking at them at all.
dutchster: sure-caesura: vrabia: bug-blood: he slapped his fat noodle body on the floor like a wet summer sausage i just watched this snake go plonk like 17 times in a row and i laughed harder every time good job plop
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maxluman: I just saved a snake! I saw this little guy on the sidewalk heading right to the street so I catched him without thinking and put him into the forest on the other side. He didn’t even try to bite me.
I seriously need to get pipes snaked just like this guy….I’m long over due and my hole is just achin’ for it!
Snake dude hypnotizing and subsequently stripping a larger dragon dude. I didn’t have much of a story planned for this, just liked the idea of one guy being completely oblivious to what’s happening to him physically, that he carries a normal conversation
